Doug, sounds like you are kind of concerned about your size, shape, etc. What you need to realize is that no matter how you are endowed, big/small, hairy/smooth, whatever, there is always going to be someone that likes exactly what you have. Not to mention jealous of what you have. I think it would be VERY COOL not to have hair on my penis and balls. As far as a funny shape, I'm not sure what you mean by that, but no matter what you meant, just remember that some people like "different", so don't worry about it. I happen to be someone that finds small and or unusual very fascinating and inticing. If you want to talk more, post a reply. If you want, send me an email direct by cllicking on the blue Tony above.