OK everybody first of all, for my own sanity I must state that I am not GAY... but for the fact that this site (from a google search) lead me in the right direction to solving my problem, I felt I could at least help some of you people out. From researching and trial and error for about 2 hours, here's what I've discovered. First you need to get your hands on the QB 2003 Keygen. IT DOES WORK. (PLEASE DO NOT EMAIL ME ASKING FOR IT. I WILL FLAME YOU) Don't be lazy, do some legwork, it's not hard to find. The only problem with it, is there are no instructions with the keygens I found.