I'm a straight white male who has been self-sucking on and off since puberty. The first time I did it I had a picture of Heather Thomas in a hot pink bikini and I was yanking away at my erection. The whole thing was kinda painful, so I instinctively bent over with my tongue and was able to lick enough of my penis to bring myself to ejaculation. Although I've tried, I was never able to actually suck on it-I could only get my tongue to lick the sensitive part of my penis.
I had a gay roommate in college and he showed me some gay porn, which I did not find at all interesting. However, I get really, really turned on by photographs of naked women and I have given myself quite a few orgasms with my tongue. My question remains: how do I get the thing in my mouth? I'm average in size. Sometimes I can't reach at all.
